Some things just crack me up. The other day, I was reading an EDA trade journal (I am trying to be as vague as possible here). It was a nice article related to my new job. At the end of the article, a single line description of the author was what sent me rolling in laughter:
xxxx is the Senior High-End Technical Analysis Staff member responsible for technical product analysis, yyyy architecture, and technology solutions for zzzz’s high-end pppp product lines.