Witty insults – I

I recently received an email with a bunch of amazingly witty insults – quotable quotes infact, by some amazingly witty induviduals – like Churchill, GBShaw etc. I am going to feature one per post.

pic courtesy: wikipedia
pic courtesy: wikipedia

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: ‘Sir, you will either die on the gallows or
of some unspeakable disease.’ ‘That depends, Sir,’ said Disraeli, ‘whether I
embrace your policies or your mistress.’

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