Robert Frost quotes ...

All of us would have read the famous quote by Robert Frost:

"Woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles and miles ot go before I sleep".

But has anyone heard the following two quotes by the same man ?

"Until that point, he was lonely and desperate. Then his life took a turn. Then, he was desperate and lonely."
"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella during fair weather, and ask for it back when it rains".

Satire at its best ! :)