My driving mission statement

Since we need a mission statement for tasks/projects that we commonly do, I guess I came up with my own mission statement for my commute.

"I am not rash, nor am I fast, but I just cant stand idiots on the road. I just need to get past them, and I will do anything to do so."

My commute takes me through 2 villages (typical Uttar Pradesh villages). And I get more than a fair share of irrational people (with suicidal driving tendencies) sharing the road with me, during my commute to and back from work.

And on a related note, I still do not understand why they used to always establish export processing zones outside the city !