GPS directions in 'Madras tamizh'

I use GPS directions in two ways. I have a MapMyIndia ZX 250 which I forget to take most times, and during those times when I forget to take the GPS device, I use Google Maps. Recently, Google Maps surprised me with an Indian sounding voice. Very nice. That set me thinking ofcourse, of how it would be if the Directions were given in 'Madras Tamizh' or Madras Baashai as it is sometimes called. For those not in the know, this is mostly the tamizh that the auto drivers use, and mostly made famous by 'Loose Mohan' in tamizh cinema .

Iruba .. Route pudikaren == Syncing satellites Nera poyikine iru == Go straight on Rightla cut pannu == Turn Right Leftla cut pannu == Turn Right Leftla cycle gapla pooru == Turn Slightly left Rightla cycle gapla pooru == Turn Slightly right Vutla soltu vantaya == Navigating to home Aprom paaklam ba == Shutting down Dei Dei Kasmalaam Turning-a vuttaya dei behmani == Rerouting

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